But there's a million reasons not to.


"Jessica, I thought you, of all people in this town, would be on my functioning alcoholic level. Are you telling me you don’t keep a bottle in your nightstand? For shame. Also, note to self: Business idea- A motel where they keep wine in the nightstands instead of Bibles. Cabernet Inn? Club Medeira? Make Mine A DoubleTree? Keep brainstorming, Ash, once you’ve got those creative juices flowing. Creative Juice of course being what I call wine."

#this is so cougar town though